…For when the customer’s just too annoying to deal with normally.
A for horses
B for chicken (beef or chicken)
C is a harsh mistress
D for double-U
E for eye
F for vesscent (Effervescent – fizzy)
G for gnome
H for hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmingbird
I for an eye
J for Gillingham
K for knot
L for leather
M for mnemonic
N for Nicompoopery
O for the wings of a Dove
P for pterodactyl
Q for stamps at the post office
R for army
S for sea
T with milk and two sugars, please
U for me and me for you
V for Vendetta
W for two lots of you
X for Exeter
Y for the love of god, why!
Z for Xylophone
