Monday, December 30, 2019

Decade songs - 20 to 11

Featuring artists from all over Europe! Take that, Brexit!


20. Clean Bandit ft. Zara Larsson - Symphony
YouTube (NSFW - there's no boobs or anything, but it's emotional) // Spotify
Track length: 3:32
UK release date: 17th March 2017
UK chart position: 1
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 18
Gigs this decade: 1

Didn't discover this track for nearly a year after release. I'd heard it on the album, which didn't click with me on first listen, and I'd probably heard it in passing, but it wasn't until channel surfing on music channels that I paid attention to it. It's a fantastic combination of two artists who, this time last year, I didn't care deeply for until two live sets changed my mind. Clean Bandit were the main support act for Kylie at Brighton Pride this year and having collaborated with a lot of female singers I like (and Demi Lovato) I was in a receptive mood for them - and they delivered more than expected! A dive into their back catalogue over the next week made me glad I gave them a second chance. This is still my pick of the bunch, a stirring track that climbs and climbs, with Zara's vocals complementing the strings perfectly. 

(Also try: I Miss You featuring Julia Michaels, who has a wonderful knack of clever lyrics and has written some great songs by artists I love but unfortunately none of them are in this chart, and Baby ft Marina and Luis Fonsi)

19. Wiz Khalifa & Charlie Puth - See You Again
Track length: 3:49
UK release date: 10th March 2015
UK chart position: 1
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 7
Gigs this decade: 0

Oof, this is an emotional opening to this section. I was fairly certain, when Dana and I got tickets for Batman vs Superman, that it would launch our fandom of a film franchise. What I didn't expect was that said franchise would end up be Fast and Furious, due to wanting to see more of the wonderful Gal Gadot, and Dana's insistence that we can't start watching a film series at the fourth entry. By the time Giselle's story arc had ended at the sixth (for now...) we were in too deep with the family, and ended up attending the European premiere of the eighth movie. This track soundtracked the seventh film, specifically the last goodbye of the late Paul Walker's character, and tugs on the heartstrings in just the right way. A fitting send-off.

18. The Killers - Just Another Girl
Track length: 4:22
UK release date: 11th November 2013
UK chart position: 83
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 5
Gigs this decade: 0

Phew, a positive song! Hopefully the rest of the songs from here will be a bit more upbeat, or at the very least number seventeen isn't a song about bereavement and depression! 

Anyway, you might be assuming that this song is only on here for the appearance of an androgynously styled Dianna Agron in the video. And while that's the main reason I watched it in the first place, it's a strong enough song to justify this position. 

17. Of Monsters And Men - Little Talks
Track length: 4:26
UK release date: 20th December 2011
UK chart position: 12
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 65
Gigs this decade: 0

I've no idea how I discovered this song. All I know is that for a period of a year or so it was a regular mainstay in playlists, despite hopping between streaming platforms and playback methods. I built the song up so much in my mind that I didn't want to try anything else by the band, worried that it wouldn't live up to how highly I thought of this song. It's another cheerful, jolly song that is incredibly bleak when you pay the slightest bit of attention to the lyrics.

Having a long weekend in Iceland over the summer, I picked up a copy of the English language local newspaper. In it was an article about Of Monsters And Men, promoting their latest album (as well as giving me the interesting trivia that they, not Bjork or Sigur Ros, are Iceland's most streamed artist). I downloaded it for the flight home and enjoyed it so much in my sleep deprived delirium that it's been one I've returned to regularly.

(Also try their newest album, Fever Dream)

16. Dua Lipa - Be The One
Track length: 3:22
UK release date: 30th October 2015
UK chart position: 9
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 21
Gigs this decade: 2

After a set at Brighton Pride that did enough to pique my interest in her, I've followed Dua's career path since, at arm's length. She's released several singles that have climbed the charts, but none are as good as this cracker. It wasn't until it came on a Spotify playlist earlier today that I was able to put my finger on why this is head and shoulders above the rest of her discography - you actually feel like she believes in what she's singing with this song! Rather than her usual indifferent monotone she gives it her all, with her voice cracking from the emotion heading into the final chorus. The video linked above emphasises the difference, showing a playful, yearning side to her that seems to have been sanded down subsequently. Ironically, this is the only single on her debut album in which she didn't have a songwriting credit!

(Also try New Rules, the best counting song since How To Be A Heartbreaker)

15. Tove Lo - Talking Body
YouTube (NSFW probably) // Spotify
Track length: 3:58
UK release date: 13th January 2015
UK chart position: 17
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 38
Gigs this decade: 4

When (and if) I get round to doing my Albums of the 2010s post, Tove's debut will feature prominently. A concept album (catnip to me) based around the three pillars of pop music being sex, love and heartbreak (also catnip) from a Swede (more musical catnip), it's no surprise I loved it from the first time I heard it. This is the highlight of the first third, and Tove's subsequent releases from both this and later albums really demonstrate the difference in having a songwriter who is sexually confident to most mainstream pop music. Tove knows what she wants and if you can't provide it, she'll find someone who will rather than settling for less.

(Also try Moments, also from Queen Of The Clouds and probably also NSFW; True Disaster, from the follow up Lady Wood; and Glad He's Gone, featuring one of the best music videos of 2019)

14. Selena Gomez - Back To You
Track length: 3:27
UK release date: 10th May 2018
UK chart position: 13
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 46
Gigs this decade: 1

There are things about this track that I have problems with (it's probably about Justin Bieber, it's the soundtrack to a Netflix show that glamourises suicide), but the song is strong enough to overcome those issues. It's been a busy decade for Selena, rising from the Disney stronghold and leaving the Scene behind to forge a solo career. Stars Dance was a good enough first album to convince us to see her live in London (which also featured a cover of Lorde's Royals) and she built on that with Revival, one of my favourite pop albums of the decade. Unfortunately medical issues have stopped her putting together a run of form (but haven't seemed to hinder her career - at one point, two years out from her last album, she was the most followed person on Instagram) but she's continued to release odd singles and pop bangers - such as this light, acousticy electro-country ballad that never slips into being maudlin.

(Also: Bad Liar, a Julia Michaels penned track featuring Selena pulling quadruple duty in the video; Hands To Myself, the third single from Revival about the closeness of touch; Good For You - basically, give Revival a listen)

13. Harry Styles - Sign Of The Times
Track length: 5:40
UK release date: 7th April 2017
UK chart position: 1
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 18
Gigs this decade: 0

Another artist on whom my views changed over the course of the decade. Previously written off as a Gen Z Gary Barlow, his SNL performance of this track turned my views around. The rest of the album held up to the lofty standards set by this opening single, and what I've heard of the second album (leave me alone Mina, I've been busy) is a continuation of his maturity. Plus, he seems like a nice, affable bloke too! 

(Also: Watermelon Sugar, which may or may not be about oral sex but is a pleasant tune; and Adore You, a lovely song about a man's relationship with fish.)

12. Zara Larsson - All The Time
Track length: 3:48
UK release date: 26th June 2019 (Joint newest track!)
UK chart position: 70
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 25
Gigs this decade: 1

Zara is an artist who I didn't take seriously until very recently. Her stuff was mostly pleasant to listen to, but I got more out of liking her ironically as a way of teasing my wife than fully appreciating her oeuvre. That was until this spring. She announced a small gig in London, and I was gently encouraged to go by Dana (who was, admittedly, expecting another Dua Lipa experience where the lack of stage presence would put an end to it). I duly went, and was impressed - despite it being a significantly smaller venue than she usually plays, and which struggled to sell out, Zara didn't phone it in at all! It was the sort of high energy, total fun gig that makes me see an artist in a new light - and midway through the set she threw out this banger, which has sadly gone underappreciated relative to the quality of the song. It's so good, even by Swedish pop standards!

11. Sigrid - Plot Twist
Track length: 3:25
UK release date: 14th July 2017
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 34
Gigs this decade: 1

One good thing to come out of my gym membership while working in Brighton - apart from the general "keeping fit" aspect of things - was discovering this track on the treadmill. Looking like the offspring of Emily Browning and Lauren from Chvrches, I was intrigued enough to listen to the song properly (i.e. without the soundtrack of me struggling to keep pace while running) and from there, the rest of her EP, eagerly awaiting her album. When we finally got to see her live at Brixton Academy last autumn I was so enthralled I very nearly wet myself to avoid missing a single second (only the fortuitous timing of an encore break prevented me from having to reason that "my jeans needed washing anyway") and I was so impressed I was unable to speak for a good ten minutes after the set finished. While her album has been underappreciated (a running theme with my artists, it seems I love an underdog) her output has been high enough for me to keep following her as much as possible!

Next time...we enter the top ten! Featuring:
  • The obvious choice, but lower than you might expect, and not with one of the singles;
  • The other obvious choice, but not with the song everyone knows;
  • The surprise choice, unless you've been paying attention since the very first post in this chart;
  • That Swedish choice, because the song is a certifiable banger, despite the weedy cover version by that bloke a few years ago;
  • The ponytailed choice, with a song that features the correct capitalisation;
  • The singer-as-a-side-career choice, also related to capitalisation;
  • The European choice, who you haven't thought of in ages;
  • The Cuban choice, from Florida;
  • The Antipodean choice, from her critically acclaimed but low selling second album; and
  • The tea-drinking local choice.

Friday, December 27, 2019

Decade songs - 30 to 21

Featuring a number of acts who have appeared alongside, fallen out and then made up with, taken shots at or been adopted by Taylor Swift. 


30. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream
Track length: 3:47
UK release date: 23rd July 2010
UK chart position: 2
Last decade's chart: 56
Listens as at 8th October: 38
Gigs this decade: 2

Also known as Katy's imperial phase. This was the second single from the eponymous album, and the second US number one of a run of five from the same album - only the second to do it (after Michael Jackson's Bad). This is Katy Perry at the top of her game, playful and sexy, confident and coy, at once aloof and relatable. Subsequent albums have been patchy and chasing trends, which have dulled her star somewhat, but Teenage Dream (the song, the album, the tour) remains a highlight of the decade.

(Also: California Girls, the single that announced this era. Featuring Sasha Banks' cousin on additional vocals, it's redolent of a more optimistic time. Also try Roulette, which I know I plugged in the "missing out" section but it deserves more love. Even if the dice/playing card motifs in the live set suggest that they're not exactly sure how to play the game.)

29. Little Mix - Shout Out To My Ex
Track length: 4:06
UK release date: 16th October 2016
UK chart position: 1
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 20
Gigs this decade: 1

Three years on I'm still in awe at this song. A strong opener for a new era, it not only fires back at tabloid rumours about how the split between Perrie Edwards and her former fiancee Zayn Malik went down (and that's the only time you'll see him mentioned here), it also works perfectly as a dancefloor filler for scorned women. It's the track that made me take notice of a girl group I'd written off as reality TV fodder.

28. Paramore - Renegade
Track length: 3:28
UK release date: 11th October 2011
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: 54
Listens as at 8th October: 58
Gigs this decade: 3

It's been a tumultuous decade for Paramore. Only one band member has remained with the band for the full ten years, with both Farro brothers quitting (and one later returning) at the start of the decade. This track was the lead single from an EP written in response to their departure, and released to demonstrate to fans how little the band would be affected by them leaving. Their sound did mature as the last few years went on, away from the Paramore sound that I prefer, but this track is still a banger. (Ended up writing this entry on Hayley Williams' birthday. Procrastination pays off!)

(Also: Monster, another track from the Singles Club EP, which features a superb drum kick at 2:50, and Still Into You - a lovely track clearly written about a person which will now be amended to be about the fans)

27. Shawn Mendes ft. Camila Cabello - Senorita
Track length: 3:10
UK release date: 21st June 2019 (joint newest track!)
UK chart position: 1
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 8
Gigs this decade: 0

We'll never know how much of their relationship is true, or promotional. But, given how this is just "Especially For You" for Generation Z, I'm not going to think about it too much, or make fun of anyone for how legitimate they believe it is. This is a cracker of a song, a great summer tune with Latin influences - one of those songs that I heard being played everywhere this summer and never once got bored of. Could that be due to Camila's vocals? Count up her number of appearances on this list and you'll have your answer.

26. Jonas Brothers - Sucker
Track length: 3:01
UK release date: 1st March 2019
UK chart position: 4
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 11
Gigs this decade: 0 (happy, Mina?)

Another nice segue - from this decade's cover star of "Non-Threatening Boys" magazine, to last decade's! Another act I've been aware of, through relationships with my pop girls (Nick for having songs written about him by Miley and Selena, Joe for the same with Taylor and Aly Michalka, and Kevin...well) but it wasn't until their reunion this year, launched with this belter, that I properly gave them their dues. The Disney boy band have become men.

25. Kacey Musgraves - High Horse
Track length: 3:33
UK release date: 26th June 2018
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 8
Gigs this decade: 0

I'd heard a couple of Kacey tracks before the Sigrid gig in November last year, Shazamed them to listen to them properly later on, and promptly forgot. It wasn't until Dana suggested that I check out her album Golden Hour early this year that I properly appreciated my favourite Bella twin - it's a great country album, without the problematic tinges that affect country music. (For example, the line in this track "you're classic in the wrong way" - *chef's kiss*) I do wish she'd stop taking jabs at Taylor, but I can imagine the constant lazy comparisons might get a tad wearing (I've seen similar complaints from any rock band with a female vocalist being incessantly compared to Paramore).

(Also: Follow Your Arrow - Kacey sets herself apart from the other country barbies by not sticking to the drug-free, anti-LGBT country message)

24. Fifth Harmony - That's My Girl
Track length: 3:23
UK release date: 27th September 2016
UK chart position: 26
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 35
Gigs this decade: 0

Discovering Camila Cabello's solo efforts sent me scurrying off through her back catalogue, eager to devour more of her work. This inevitably led me onto Fifth Harmony, a band I'd previously only recognised in a sly Tove Lo lyrics, and appreciating their output properly. (Over the last few years I've stopped trying to hide my love of pop music.) Surprisingly, considering my entry point, my favourite 5H track is one that barely features Camila outside of some backing lines and vocal flourishes. That's My Girl is a proper anthem; a hands-in-the-air appreciation track that probably wasn't a response to a CW show lightly poking fun at their approach to feminism but never fails to boost my mood whenever I listen to it. Despite not being a girl.

(Also: Work From Home, an ode to the benefits of not commuting, including but not limited to: reduced environmental impact, mental health improvements, a healthy work/life balance, and getting absolutely railed.)

23. Jenny Lewis - Just One Of The Guys
Track length: 3:51
UK release date: 3rd June 2014
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: 18
Listens as at 8th October: 30
Gigs this decade: 4

One of my favourite singers featuring Anne Hathaway, Brie Larson and Kristen Stewart (two Oscar winners, and a future winner) in the video. I don't need to say anything more.

22. Echosmith - Cool Kids
Track length: 3:57
UK release date: 31st May 2013
UK chart position: 17
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 56
Gigs this decade: 1

Looking through my Last.fm stats for Echosmith, they seem to have an increase in listens every spring. The days get sunnier, the evenings get lighter, the temperature warmer, and that optimism and uptick in mood is perfectly reflected by the Sierota clan. They've never been able to top the track that launched them into the general public's consciousness but when you've got a song this good in your catalogue you don't need to.

21. Bruce Springsteen - American Skin (41 Shots)
Track length: 7:22
UK release date: 14th January 2014
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: 34
Listens as at 8th October: 8
Gigs this decade: 1

One thing I've become aware of over the last ten years is how many artists choose to use their platform for the power of good. Mr Springsteen had a working class childhood (as detailed in his excellent biography Born To Run) but other than that, as a white male, you'd not expect him to have faced much prejudice. It's good to see him using his fame to raise awareness of the police shooting of an unarmed black man (Amadou Diallo) and the issues that his audience may be too privileged to be aware of. 

Next time...a duet between two artists you'll be full on shocked to see here, the last male vocalists on the list, and artists from Albania, Sweden, Iceland and Norway. It's like Eurovision, but sober.

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Decade songs - 40 to 31

Featuring two all male bands, two male solo artists, and a song called Boy - this may be the most man heavy set in the entire chart.

Also, we've reached the point where every song from this point forward is an utter banger, to the point where I'm wanting to listen to each track repeatedly when writing their respective sections.


40. Rammstein - Deutschland
YouTube (NSFW - probably) // Spotify
Track length: 5:22
UK release date: 28th March 2019
UK chart position: 98
Last decade's chart: 10
Listens as at 8th October: 14
Gigs this decade: 3

I like songs and videos that tell a story - Taylor Swift is a master at this. I also like history, knowing where we've come from. Rammstein launching their new album with a ten minute short film about the history of Germany, incorporating their new song (Deutschland is German for Germany - years of Duolingo finally paying off!) is right up my street - and then making absolutely sure no right-wing idiots misconstrue it for wild fevered patriotism by making the character of Germania a woman of colour? Wonderful! The video itself is explained by an Oxford University professor rather well here

(Also try Radio, another NSFW video which nevertheless has a subtle feminist message shown, and Ausländer - a comment on immigration (which is also NSFW))

39. K.I.D. - Boy (reprise)
Track length: 3:22
UK release date: 8th November 2017
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 15
Gigs this decade: 0

This came up as a suggestion on a Spotify playlist (it may even have been the same one as Poppy, thinking about it) and immediately stuck with me. This acoustic version is better than the original, due to the emotion and feeling put into every word by Kara Lane, the singer. It's a song that sums up those confusing teenage feelings of love, lust and loss, and what more could you want from pop music?

38. The Chainsmokers - #SELFIE
Track length: 3:03
UK release date: 29th January 2014
UK chart position: 11
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 18
Gigs this decade: 0

About a week after this came out, Dana and I attended an acoustic set and signing in south west London by pop-punk band We Are The In Crowd. The average age of the audience was about 19, and this song came on as part of the pre-show playlist. It was one of my favourite gig experiences of the decade listening to the conversations gradually die down as people started paying attention to what on earth was playing over the PA. I've no idea if this song is meant ironically or played completely straight, but in a time capsule to define the 2010s, this deserves to be included as it sums up the decade wonderfully.

37. Kesha - Praying
Track length: 3:50
UK release date: 6th July 2017
UK chart position: 26
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 2
Gigs this decade: 1

Another of my gig highlights came with a track played over the PA at Kesha's gig in London in 2017, but I've detailed that in my gig survey for that year already. After the legal struggles against her producer and his legal team dragging her name through the mud, most people would've expected Kesha to fold, and her career would be mostly known for Tik Tok. Instead she returned stronger and harder, with this absolute belter of a song that, really, nothing I write can really do it justice. Go and listen to it. Repeatedly. (If you can - it's a powerful song and I struggle to handle it.)

36. Nick Jonas ft Tove Lo - Close
YouTube (NSFW)// Spotify
Track length: 3:54
UK release date: 25th March 2016
UK chart position: 25
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 23
Gigs this decade: 0

I think this might be the only "loophole" song in which both artists feature on tracks later in the chart? Anyway, my favourite Swedish musician brings her trademark sexual chemistry to this track, and Kevin's younger brother matches her in every respect. It's tricky writing this section, knowing that we'll be returning to both of them later in the chart. 

35. Pale Waves - Red
Track length: 3:56
UK release date: 14th September 2018
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 19
Gigs this decade: 0

I heard a lot of buzz about Pale Waves’ album from friends on Twitter when it was released in October last year so I figured I’d give it a listen. I wasn’t disappointed with what I heard, but oddly the song that stuck out to me was an album track rather than one of the singles. A band who’ve built on Chvrches’ synthpop and made something fresher, this is one of those songs I can listen to on repeat without getting bored of it.

34. Dagny - Love You Like That
Track length: 2:57
UK release date: 13th October 2017
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 14
Gigs this decade: 0

Dagny came to my attention late last year, as one of her songs was played before Sigrid came on stage and I liked it enough to Shazam. Scandanavian pop became my niche interest throughout that autumn and Dagny filled that with aplomb. I wasn't the only one impressed with the track - in May this year, Katy Perry released "Never Really Over" which was heavily influenced by Dagny's song!

33. Mark Ronson ft. Miley Cyrus - Nothing Breaks Like A Heart
YouTube (NSFW)// Spotify
Track length: 3:37
UK release date: 18th December 2018
UK chart position: 2
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 9
Gigs this decade: 0

It's Miley again! For the last time, there's no Ashley O/Hannah Montana to follow. This country tinged track gave Miley her highest charting UK single since Wrecking Ball. 

32. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast - You Stupid Bitch
Track length: 2:22
UK release date: 8th February 2016
UK chart position: N/A
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 12
Gigs this decade: 1

The website AV Club had several articles promoting Crazy Ex-Girlfriend before it premiered in 2015 and as they'd been spot on with Jane The Virgin, we decided to give this a try, despite the hangover from the last musical TV show we watched. I'm glad Glee didn't put us off, because CxG is one of the smartest, funniest TV shows I've watched over the last decade. This is from the climax to a season one episode where all of Rebecca's chickens come home to roost, producing this song which perfectly encapsulates feelings we've all had. (To show it's not all bleak, the episode also features a hair metal song about sending a text to the wrong person - featuring the ghost of Steve Jobs - and two characters speaking the lyrics to the theme song in conversation. It's on Netflix. Go watch it.)

31. Sia - Chandelier
Track length: 3:36
UK release date: 17th March 2014
UK chart position: 6
Last decade's chart: N/A
Listens as at 8th October: 25
Gigs this decade: 0

I like Sia. Even though I've never actively listened to her, whenever a track of hers has come on it's always invoked a nod of approval and I've let it play out - her music inspires positive feelings in me. (Even if Shape Of You nicked the opening to Cheap Thrills, so I accidentally end up nodding approvingly to Ed bloody Sheeran.) This is very much another track where you can hear the emotion in every letter, and it paints a vivid picture of someone desperately clinging on to the lifestyle as it wrings them out of everything they've got.

(Plus, Karen Gillan has done a great cover too!)

Next time...two artists who Taylor Swift has written songs about, one who has appeared in the video for one of said songs, an artist who produces indie records much cooler than Taylor's, and the non-Sasha-Banks Boss.

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